10 Incredibly Ridiculous Book Titles

1. “Toilet Paper Origami on a Roll by Linda Wright

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“Decorative Folds and Flourishes for Over-the-Top Hospitality”

Toilet Paper Origami on a Roll is a whimsical way to brand a business, make a hotel distinctive, or surprise your friends and family. It’s a perfect potty-training reward for toddlers, and a delight for anyone. Illustrated with more than 300 black and white photographs, step-by-step instructions teach 32 fanciful designs for styling the end of a toilet paper roll.

Cause nothing makes your guests feel more at home as an origami on a toilet paper roll.
Buy it here. 

2. “Knitting With Dog Hair” by Kendall Crolius

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“Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet.”
Learn to recycle Rover into beautiful garments and accessories as the authors teach you this wacky new spin on an old craft. Knitting with Dog Hair is the definitive guide to putting on the dog!
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3. “Games You Can Play With Your Pussy” by Ira Alterman

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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy and lots of other stuff cat owners should know. Hilarious, humorous book that will leave every cat-lover rolling with laughter.

Includes Naming Your Pussy, How to Feed Your Pussy, Sleeping with Your Pussy, Disciplining Your Pussy, How to Handle A Hot Pussy and lots more.

Very entertaining but it helps to have a somewhat perverted sense of humour. 😀
Buy it here.

 

4. “Everything I Know About Women I Learned From my Tractor” by Roger Welsch

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Best-selling author and humorist Roger Welsch comes through again as he delivers his outrageous anecdotes from the farm fields of Nebraska.

This humorous guide examines everything from evading capture and the old catch-and-release tactic, to the dreaded blind date. This “ultimate contribution to mankind” reveals the coveted trade secrets Roger Welsch holds dear and deserves prominent placement on the bookshelf of every self-respecting male.
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5. “Everything I Want to do is Illegal” by Joel Salatin

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A serious book told in a humorous way, behind a very, VERY silly title and cover.

Drawing upon 40 years’ experience as an ecological farmer and marketer, Joel Salatin explains with humour and passion why Americans do not have the freedom to choose the food they purchase and eat. From child labor regulations to food inspection, bureaucrats provide themselves sole discretion over what food is available in the local marketplace.
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6. “Does God Ever Speak Through Cats?” by David Evans

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Now, this is a question we all need answered!

“Does God Ever Speak through Cats?” is a book about Christian spirituality and cats.
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7. “The Jewish-Japanese Sex and Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves” by Jack Douglas

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Wait… what?
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8. “Images You Should Not Masturbate To” by Graham Johnson

41S4kG5IbML._SX384_BO1,204,203,200_Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure.

This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.
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9. “A Quotable A**hole” by Eric Grzymkowski

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Whoever said, “sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you” never met an a**hole.

Here, you’ll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered by famous figures.
Buy it here!

10. “How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill”
by  Knock Knock (Compiler), Bradley R. Hughes (Illustrator)

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Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock’s bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations.

This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!

Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
Choose a personal trauma style controlling, indulgent, and more!
Buy it here!

 

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